2/2/2014 – A quick look back at this past week’s crunchy chip reviews and random ratings.
:: Reviews ::
Popcorn, Indiana – Jalapeno Popcorn
“What we’re actually thinking is that the majority of the jalapeno heat was subdued due to the strong presence of cheddar and bleu cheeses?!? Wait, cheese? That’s right we said CHEESE.”
Chex Chips – Caramelized Onion
“So, what exactly are Chex Chips? Well, lets imagine that someone took all of the Chex pieces out of the Chex Mix, and this same someone then took each of those pieces and placed them under that laser from ‘Honey I Shrunk The Kids. Not knowing how to accurately use the machine, rather than shrink the pieces they used the laser to enlarge the Chex pieces into giant-jumbo Chex pieces! So large in fact, that they could be classified as Chex Chips!!“
Laurel Hill – Everything Prezel Chips
“First, what is the deal with the peace symbol shaped pretzel “chips”? Sort of fun, sure, but can anyone tell us what the correlation between Laurel Hill pretzels, and ‘peace’ is? Because we’re not really sure at all!”
“We are happy to report that those Chile con Queso Pringles do still remain at that top spot. So, why do we bring them up you ask? Well, because these Chipotle Cheese Pringles remind us a lot of those wonderful delicious Pringles. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if they are practically the same flavor, with maybe only the slightest tweak, or two (or maybe none?).”
:: Ratings ::
○ Cheetos – Torciditos Salsa Roja
○ Art’s & Mary’s – Hot ‘N Zesty Jalapeno Home Style Potato Chips
○ Garden of Eatin’ – Guacamole Tortilla Chips
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