BIJOU-REVIEW: Pretzel Crisps Limited Batch – Bacon Habanero

Rating: ©©©© chips  (lip-smacking)

pretzel-crisps-bacon-habaneroWe have wanted to try these new Pretzel Crisps ever since The Impulsive Buy spotted them on Safeway shelves some four months ago….

We mean come’on – BACON & HABANERO?!?!  Yes & Yes – Please!!

In fact, these aren’t the first bacon habanero flavored chips that we have tried.  Last year Late July’s lip-smacking tortilla chips wowed us.

Let’s hope that this flavor combo becomes a new standard among all chip companies – because there could be nothing wrong with that!

Smokey, salty, delicious bacon essence exudes from the Pretzel Crisps.

The flavor is sort of reminiscent of barbeque seasoning, and we are surprised to see that Pretzel Crisps has never offered the classic flavor as an option….

Unfortunately, similar to Late July’s chips, these Pretzel Crisps suffer from a case of no-habanero-flavor-idous. Maybe, just maybe, we get a little bit of the chili flavor deep behind the bacon, and there is a subtle burn when all is said and done.

But really, this seasoning is all about the bacon.

The crisps are tasty, and salty bacon flavor works well with the pretzels (not quite as well as Late July’s corn-ful tortilla chips), but we still really wish that we could taste some habanero!

Another welcome addition to Pretzel Crisps’ line-up.

Crisps discovered at Jewel Osco; Westmont, Illinois

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BIJOU-REVIEW: Poppin Popcorn – Texas Cheddar Habanero Popcorn

Rating: ©©©©-1/4 chips (lip-smacking)

poppin-popcorn-texas-habaneroWe are all familiar with the occasional school fundraiser. Either the local kid stops by the Chip Review headquarters and asks us to buy a wreath, or a candle, to help pay for his trip to Mount Rushmore, or a coworker brings their kid’s fundraiser pamphlet into the office and simply plunks it on your desk to avoid the awkwardness of them asking you to buy some of their kid’s crappy treats to help their school afford the new football field.

Well, as you have probably guessed it, we scored this popcorn through a local fundraiser, and believe it or not, it was almost worth its over-inflated fundraiser price!

Now, we are fairly certain that this is no Non-GMO popcorn (NNGMO).  As the popcorn itself is HUGE!

As for the Texas Cheddar Habanero seasoning, well that is definitely the star of the show.

Ultra cheesy!  A tangy and salty cheddar cheese powder liberally coated every single kernel.

Poppin Popcorn was not joking about the habanero aspect, as this stuff did in fact bring the heat on the tail end.  We couldn’t actually taste any habanero, but we could feel it.

Most tasters agreed that this stuff was lip-smacking, and overall it tasted like an extra spicy cheddar buffalo seasoning – which paired very well with popcorn.

So, the next time your co-worker approaches you with their kid’s fundraiser packet let this be known that inside those pages there may in fact be a hidden gem that is practically worth the price!

Popcorn purchased from a school fundraiser

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REVIEW: Cheetos Crunchy – Wild Habanero

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Cheetos - Crunchy - Wild Habanero 2Cheetos Crunchy Wild Habanero are back again!  (original bag on the left, new bag on the right)

We can’t exactly remember when it was that these Cheetos appeared on, and vanished from, the scene – but it has to be 5+ years or so ago.

In the name of tasty science, we decided to eat these Wild Habanero along side with a bag of Cheetos Crunchy iconic Flamin’ Hots.  And, let’s just say, the Wild Habaneros do not come even remotely close to delivering the tangy, cheesy, spicy, deliciously perfect complexity that the Flamin’ Hots do!

That being said, these new(again) Cheetos are pretty tasty, and certainly draw similarities to the classic red finger stain-ers.  In fact, these could even be a case of the “if Flamin’ Hot Cheetos did not already exist, then we would most likely be praising the existence of them.”

The Wild Habanero Cheetos deliver a touch of cheese at the forefront, and then a splash of heat.  After a few more Cheetos, it becomes very apparent that these do in fact have habanero seasoning on them.  Not so much due to actually being able to taste any of the habanero chile pepper’s fruity notes, but more so that the heat level becomes pretty unbearable.  Yep, that’s right, the tops of our heads began to tingle, the little drops of sweat formed on our brows, and our tongues and backs of our throats burned for minutes on end.

If you are fans of Cheetos (and we’re guessing that you are – who isn’t?), and you like some heat, then we suggest you give these a try.

Cheetos provided by JK, discovered at Walmart, Winnipeg, Manitoba

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REVIEW: Lay’s – Flavor Swap – Fiery Roasted Habanero Potato Chips

Rating: ©©©©-1/4 chips (lip-smacking)

Lay's - Fiery Roasted HabaneroWell, now that Lay’s 2015 ‘Do Us a Flavor’ contest has officially ended….?!?  That’s right, how many of you out there actually heard who the most recent contest’s flavor winner was?  Us neither.  But apparently the winner was Hailey Green of Noblesville, Indiana with her Southern Biscuits and Gravy Potato Chips.  Congrats Hailey!

Which of course means that it is time for an all new Lay’s Potato Chip Promotion, or as we like to call it an LPCP.  What does Lay’s have cooking in 2016?  Well, for starters, some Fiery Roasted Habanero flavored potato chips, that’s what!!  And they are apparently a part of Lay’s new Flavor Swap.  No, this is not some far fetched potato chip dating sort of thing, it is Lay’s pitting 4 totally brand new flavors up against 4 existing flavors that they currently offer on the market.  We, the consumers, in turn vote to save our favorite flavors – either the new, or the old.  As Lay’s says “One Stays. One Goes.”  Not quite sure if this could get any more dramatic?  Oh wait, maybe instead of clicking on which flavor we like best, Lay’s could have a small pile of roses that we can give to those flavors we want to stick around a while longer…. Moving on.

So far we have only spotted the Fiery Roasted Habanero flavor on our local store shelves (but we’ll be honest and tell you that this is also the flavor we were most excited to try). The rest of the line-up looks like this:

Lay's Flavor Swap

What do you guys think?  Tried any of the new ones by chance?  Or, perhaps there’s one or more of the old flavors that you really want to stay, or go?  All four new flavors sound pretty darn interesting to us!

As for the Fiery Roasted Habanero flavored chips, well these are pretty darn delicious. First, a sweet tomato-red pepper-citrus tang assertively says hello to your taste buds.  Which is then quickly followed by a fragrant splash of every flavors best wing men buddies garlic and onion.  We’re not too sure if we actually taste any real habanero chili flavor, maybe just the slightest touch of that greatest of great chili peppers, way, way back in the darkest corner of our palettes. That being said, we do see that Lay’s did in fact use real habanero in their seasoning blend, and we can also confirm that when you eat a lot of these chips (and we’re guessing that you will, because they are delicious), you will feel a very decent amount of spicy heat build up in your mouth, and on your tongue.  Not an overwhelming level of heat, but certainly an undeniable and impressive level when we think of these being Lay’s.  But, the fact of the matter is that we do not taste very much habanero, and we really wish that we could taste more!

The potato chips tasted very potato-ful.  Much more potato-ful than we typically taste from Lay’s potato chips.  We’re not sure if this specific seasoning blend simply highlights layers of potato flavor that we can’t typically do not taste on a Lay’s potato chip, or if Lay’s has opted for better quality potatoes; either way, these chips had a soft and crispy crunch, with loads of tasty potato flavor!

So, there you have it, these chips are delicious, taste very little like habanero, but do bring a decent level of heat along with them. Let’s do America a flavor and get rid of Flamin’ Hot, and #VoteFieryHabanero!!

As always, these are our thoughts, we would love to hear what you think. Agree or disagree, let us know.

Chips discovered at Walmart; Villa Park, Illinois

Voting ends March 21st, so make sure you go to the link below, and let Lay’s know which flavors should STAY, and which should GO!!

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25 Chips to Christmas….

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Late July – Bacon Habanero Clasico Tortilla Chips

Late July - Bacon Habanero

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You got our attention with ‘bacon’, and you got our hard earned dough with ‘habanero’.  We knew we had to have these chips the very first time we saw them, plus we knew that there could be no way that they weren’t lip-smackingly delicious!  Our only suggestion to Late July would be to sprinkle the habanero seasoning shaker a few more times before sealing up those bags, because the only thing keeping these chips from being “A-list” status is their too subtle habanero presence.

REVIEW: Doritos Collisions – Habanero & Guacamole (Canada)

Rating: ©©-1/4 chips  (tolerable)

Doritos Collisions - Habanero GuacamoleOkay, so we are being sort of harsh with the rating we ended up giving these chips, we can admit it.  These Doritos, like pretty much all Doritos, are still pretty easy to devour by the bag full.  In fact, these two collided flavors (Habanero and Guacamole!), individually are among some of our favorite discontinued Doritos of all-time!  We’re sure that some of you out there are probably too young to even remember one or both of those flavors!

The question of, ‘is two always better than one’, or ‘can you ever have too much of a good thing’, or ‘is more always better than less’ can be summed up with the simple answer – see Doritos Collisions!  We’ve said it before, or maybe we haven’t, and if we haven’t then we should have, and we’ll just say it now – Doritos Collisions are not the greatest example of Doritos. The idea of combining two flavors into one bag may sound pretty tasty conceptually but it just doesn’t really work. Even when you combine two really delicious flavors.

Why doesn’t it work exactly? We’re not quite sure.  But, if you need other examples of where we feel like this tactic of combining two different flavors or products has also failed see: Cheetos Flamin’ Hot & Doritos Dinamita Chile Limon or Snyder’s of Hanover Flavor Doubles.  The main problem seems to stem from the two flavors rubbing off on one other.  No longer can you taste each flavor individually, but rather the predominant flavor (in this case habanero) begins to influence and change the weaker flavor.  It is almost as if it is a peer pressure sort of thing…

Hey, come try my spicy chili powder.

Okay sure, why don’t you taste my creamy avocado seasoning.  No, well okay.

In the end these chips are not bad in any way. We devoured the bag like we do most bags of Doritos. In fact, it was really nice to try something “new” from Doritos that wasn’t of the JACKED variety! But, this combination did nothing to improve upon either of the original flavors, and quite frankly we could not even taste the green guacamole seasoning.  We would have preferred it if Doritos just kept the two flavors separate and re-released them for us to enjoy!

As always, these are our thoughts. Agree or disagree, make sure to let us know.

Doritos purchased off of eBay, shipped from Cananda

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