BIJOU-REVIEW: El Sabroso – Spicy Chile & Lime Flavored Potato Chips or Papas Fritas Sabor a Chile Picante y Limón

Rating: ©©©©-1/4 chips  (lip-smacking)

El Sabroso - Spicy Chile & LimeEl Sabroso – Papas Fritas Sabor a Chile Picante y Limón

Translation: The Tasty – Spicy Chile & Lime Flavored Potato Chips

Quite frankly, that translation is spot on.  These are definitely some tasty chile and lime flavored potato chips.

These are not El Sabroso’s first attempt at the popular flavor combination of Chile y Limón, but we would say that they are their most delicious.

El Sabroso’s potato chips may actually be the most heavily seasoned chips that we have ever encountered.  They are loaded, practically caked, with a heavy dusting of ultra flavorful, bright red seasoning.

Extra tangy sour lime paired very nicely with a potently spicy red chile seasoning.

They are definitely fake-fake-fake….  There is no way anything natural in this world is this vividly red; but we can appreciate how they have committed themselves by providing the most boldly colored chips, with an equally tongue burning seasoning!

The chips themselves are no slouch either.  Medium, to medium-thin, potato chips, with an adequate potato flavor, and semi-crispy crunch.

These are our thoughts, agree or disagree, make sure to let us know!

Chips discovered at Shell Gas Station; Hillside, Illinois

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REVIEW: El Sabroso – Blazin’ Hot Cheese Crunchies

Rating: ©©©-3/4 chips  (notable)

El Sabroso - Blazin' Hot Cheese Crunchies

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It feels just like yesterday that Cheetos Crunchy Flamin’ Hot paved the way for the spicy cheese puff masses.  However, it has actually been more than two decades, with millions of spicy bags sold, and plenty of crunchy controversy since that momentous achievement.  Today, there are countless other hot & spicy cheese puffs that have copied the cheesy cheetah, and infested the flamin’ marketplace, but not all have been bad.  In fact, probably our favorite of all-time still has to be Old Dutch’s Scorching Hot Cheese Crunchy Curls, sadly their run did not last very long, and they have been discontinued for many years now.

On the surface El Sabroso’s Blazin’ Hot Cheese Crunchies appeared to have all of the facets required to exemplify one of those “tasty predecessors” to Cheetos classic Flamin’ Hot Crunchy curls.  They of course had the standard curl shape and size, bright-bright-bright spicy red, finger coating seasoning, and the obligatory flavor naming of: hot or spicy or flamin’ or scorchin or fill-in the blank with your hot & spicy adjective here.  However, as is the case with the vast majority of flamin’ precursors, expectations have rendered execution to fall short.

El Sabroso’s Crunchies are decent enough.  Their texture is most definitely crunchy, but in a dense, tough and toothsome sort of way.  “Blazin’ Hot?”  Nope, not in the least.  We ate the entire bag without so much as a drop of liquid.  The Crunchies did however exhibit some of that slightly acidic “spicy” quality, but only after a few minutes, and not in our mouths like a chile pepper, but more in our nasal cavities like mustard, or wasabi.  Probably our favorite aspect of these was the actual presence of cheese.  So many, hot or spicy cheese puffs seem to forgo the cheese aspect, and simply blow us away with the spicy.  Lastly, and most surprisingly, these Crunchies also included a wonderful sweet onion flavor existence that really provided some nice background notes to the overall snack.

So, in the end these are decent enough, not the best, but we could probably eat them day and night without too much pressure.

As always, these are our thoughts, we would love to hear what you think.  Agree or disagree, let us know.

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REVIEW: El Sabroso Taco-Litos – Guacamole

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El Sabroso Taco-Litos - Guacamole

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Yippee, another rolled (taquito riff) tortilla chip on the market!  We are so pleased…If you sensed a certain level of sarcasm in the air (or, on the screen), you would not be mistaken.  At the risk of sounding like a broken record – we here at Chip Review retain our stance towards this style of chips, and we are not huge fans.

What more can we say regarding the texture of the rolled tortilla chips (El Sabroso’s version turns out to be no different)?  Always too dense, and the crunch is simply too hard, or rigid.  We would love a much lighter and crispier chip – something not so volatile on our mouths.  And their shape really makes them hard to lick (that’s right, we often like to lick the seasoning from our chips).  We also like to eat one chip at a time, and these are really built for mass consumption.  The chips themselves have an extremely unnatural green color, which is not only from the seasoning, but appears to have been blended with the tortilla dough during the process.

To make these chips even worse, the guacamole seasoning bears no resemblance to the taste of real thing at all.  Of course there is the inclusion of some of the standard guacamole ingredients (we’re talking about you – garlic and onion), but this does not say much when these two ingredients are also used on the vast majority of all flavored chips.  We were surprised to see that the ingredients’ list did include avocado powder, but we were even more surprised to see that the ingredients’ list included cheese, sour cream, and buttermilk!!  What?!?  We are huge fans of guacamole, and we’re not sure about you, but we’ve never tasted any guacamole that had cheese in it, and the thought of it actually sounds pretty bad.  Maybe El Sabroso was trying to add some of the salty, fatty, richness that guacamole provides, but the cheese flavor was too apparent and the whole thing just did not work for us.

Lastly, can we just ask…What is a Taco-Lito??  Taquito, we’re pretty sure translates to: little taco.  Is Taco-Lito some type of riff on taco + rolled + little?  Is it just supposed to sound like taquito, but we are not supposed to pay any attention to what it actually means?  Or, maybe these are Lito’s tacos?  Regardless of what it is supposed to be, we do not appreciate having to think so hard while trying to enjoy a chip!!

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REVIEW: El Sabroso Taco-Litos – Salsa Picante

Rating: ©©-3/4 chips  (tolerable)

El Sabroso Taco-Litos - Salsa Picante

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Yippee, another rolled (taquito riff) tortilla chip on the market!  We are so pleased…If you sensed a certain level of sarcasm in the air (or, on the screen), you would not be mistaken.  At the risk of sounding like a broken record – we here at Chip Review retain our stance towards this style of chips, and we are not huge fans.

What more can we say regarding the texture of the rolled tortilla chips (El Sabroso’s version turns out to be no different)?  Always too dense, and the crunch is simply too hard, or rigid.  We would love a much lighter and crispier chip – something not so volatile on our mouths.  And their shape really makes them hard to lick (that’s right, we often like to lick the seasoning).  We like to eat one chip at a time, and these are really built for mass consumption.

The Salsa Picante flavor isn’t horrible, and luckily the seasoning level, despite being on the heavier side, isn’t overkill, and we were still able to taste the rustic corn masa flavor.  The salsa seasoning contains all of the normal suspects, there’s onion, garlic, tomato, paprika, even a little avocado flavor (nice addition), but there’s no real heat to speak of…  Definitely not the best salsa flavor that we have tasted, but at the same time not the worst.

Lastly, can we just ask…What is a Taco-Lito??  Taquito, we’re pretty sure translates to: little taco.  Is Taco-Lito some type of riff on taco + rolled + little?  Is it just supposed to sound like taquito, but we are not supposed to pay any attention to what it actually means?  Or, maybe these are Lito’s tacos?  Regardless of what it is supposed to be, we do not appreciate having to think so hard while trying to enjoy a chip!!

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